Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Rest of the Pack

by Anne

I need to pick a Dallas Stars WCB because they clearly need my support.

No player needs my love more than one Mr. Marty Turco.

Poor, dear, sweet Marty is not doing well these days. His GAA is a TERRIFYING 4.20 and his SV% is a backup backup poor .841%. Ehhhhhhhh. Maybe the stress of baby #3 is getting to him?????

Regardless, Marty needs love, and I'm here to provide some.... from about 1300 miles away.

Marty! It's easier if you wear the pads!!
And stand in front of the net!
Try it out! That might help!!


I wanted to avoid the easy route of loving JP Dumont, but why fight my first French Canadian love?

JP, I'm an AWFUL skater,
can you help me??

And he has adorable little French Canadian daughters.

Without Rivet
and Goose
and Hecht
and Timmy


  1. I would pretend to fail at skating if that meant having a chance to have a hockey player hold me up. *stars form in eyes*

  2. The video that JP still is taken from is very possible the most adorable thing I've ever seen. It was to die for.

    I love Turco. He could definitely use your support, I think.


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  • Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
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  • JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
  • Little Foot - Drew Stafford
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  • Oscar - Anne's cat

Because it's never not funny

Completely adorable