by Anne
Ryan Miller. What is wrong with you. Rick DiPietro wants to hug you.
ACCEPT THE RICKY LOVE.
ACCEPT IT.
That's better.
I hope the two are very happy together. What beautifully dark featured goaltendering babies they will have. Think they'll ask the Martys (Biron and Brodeur) to be co-godfathers? I am TOTES available for babysitting and wedding planning needs, boys. CALL ME. I'M AVAILABLE TO PLAN YOUR SPECIAL DAY.
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Glossary... Sort of
- "Ryan Miller Shutout" - A 58 minute, multi-goal shutout lead that is blown when Miller allows one meaningless goal
- Britney or SabreBritney - Thomas Vanek
- Butter Snaps - Carolina Hurricanes. Because Butter Snap pretzels, like the Carolina Hurricanes, are disgusting
- Greener - MATT Greene (LAK)
- JBG - Jolly Blonde Giant - Tyler Myers
- Little Foot - Drew Stafford
- MK - Anne's sister; often leaves nonsensical comments under her Twitter name Mmmkizzle
- Oscar - Anne's cat
The best part of that picture is Miller's GUNS!! :o
ReplyDeleteIs this not the most adorable couple ever??? They'll be the Brangelina of hockey, yet.
ReplyDeleteThe best part of that picture is Miller's GUNS!!
ReplyDeleteI KNOW! I had never really noticed anything about Crunchy being remotely attractive before, but he does have some NICE arms.
The best part of that picture is Miller's GUNS!! :o
ReplyDeleteHas Millsey always had these guns but he's kept them as CONCEALED WEAPONS?!?!
I KNOW! I had never really noticed anything about Crunchy being remotely attractive before, but he does have some NICE arms.
ReplyDeleteWhy is Ricky denying us the viewing pleasure of his undoubtedly muscular arms?? Perhaps he's trying to bolster Ryan's self-confidence. Ricky knows he's the prettier one in the relationship. Shhhhhhhh.
Is this not the most adorable couple ever??? They'll be the Brangelina of hockey, yet.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely. I hear they've already adopted a small butterfly style goaltending 6 month old from Ethiopia.
Wow, Ryan has some amazing arms! Where has he been hiding those?
ReplyDeleteIt's good to know that Ryan is just as susceptible to Ricky's charm as the rest of us.
I hear they've already adopted a small butterfly style goaltending 6 month old from Ethiopia.
This may be the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time!
Awwwwww!!!!! I love when Ryan hugs. I want a Ryan hug.
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