Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Weekly Poll

by Anne

True to my word, I've opted to keep this week's poll a little more family-friendly.

Therefore, you should choose which of the players listed you'd most likely call in a pinch to watch your children for you for a few hours. If you don't have children... which I don't, just take a guess as to who you'd most entrust with the care of your little bundles of joy. Then, post the reasons why here.

I think I'll alternate racy and tame polls.

Tomorrow night is the Awards show! Today some or another committee meets that Ryan Miller is on. I think this is the goaltender equipment meeting. Ooooooohhhh.... Aaaaahhhhh. How exciting.


  1. I voted Pie-yay because he seems so sweet and innocent. I don't trust Ovie one bit, any of the Staal boys have too many brothers, and are guaranteed to be trouble, Marty would probably teach them some French smack talk and I just dunno 'bout Jaro.

    Fun poll!

  2. Gee, I wonder who voted for Sissy...Anne do you know?

  3. I love these polls. They are fun!!! :)

    I voted Marty! He's got kids and seems to be great with them. I think he would be a lot of fun, while keeping things in line. Pie-yay is only a child himself, Ovie would be teaching them to put plastic wrap on the toilet seat, Staal only has brothers and I need someone to take care of my girls, and Jaro, I just can't understand a damn thing he says.

  4. I voted for Marty just because he's the most grown-up of the bunch.

  5. S(h)ara, what an outrageous accusation!!!

    Um WOW Marty Biron is cleanin' UP.



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