Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Tim Kennedy Needs To Work on Something For His Career

by Anne

Sooooooo, yeah. Tim Kennedy might be a sweet hockey player, and a sweet local boy, but there is one aspect of his skillz he needs to improve upon. The art of the interview. Let's take a dip into Lake Awkward:

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I'm sorry Tim, but compared to Gerb-Doggs SPARKLING interview skillz, you are SERIOUSLY lacking. Step it up, child, you'll be getting a lot of interviews in your time in the blue and gold.

Nathan Gerbe gets it done. seriously, why is this kid so verbally proficient? AND WHY WON'T HE BE MY FACEBOOK FRIEND?!?!:



You may have noticed I haven't discussed the, um, event that's taking place tonight cuz I just can't talk about it. I have a sneaking suspicion that things are over tonight :( They pushed it farther than we thought they'd make it after the first 2 games. Whatev. That last game was epic. I'm glad I watched it til the end.

3 comments:

  1. I'm so mad at Gerbe for not accepting your friend request. What the hell? I'm temporarily facebook breaking up with Gerbs for not loving my second Sabre Sister.

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  2. Did you ever stop to think that this kid might be very shy, or even have issues with public speaking? Just because you are a professional athlete does not mean you are automatically able to be comfortable speaking to total strangers.

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  3. Did you ever stop to think that this kid might be very shy, or even have issues with public speaking? Just because you are a professional athlete does not mean you are automatically able to be comfortable speaking to total strangers.

    Its a joke. Lighten up. I'm sure Tim kennedy is not this awkward in his conversational speech patterns

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